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Pick Up Lines and Witty Comeback

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I have thought that pick-up lines are so corny that one day if a guy said it to me, I would probably burst out laughing. Nevertheless, I do like reading them to get my daily doses of giggles. Pick up lines for me, are more joke materials than anything else. Of course use wisely they will showcase the guy’s sense of humor (something every girl is looking for) but use wrongly you will probably end up making the two of you feel awkward and you wishing that there is a hole you can disappear into. There is nothing worst than the silence and the look of confusion following a poorly-told pick up line.

But I have been reading some books and websites on pick up lines, and these are the purchasing cytotec few which cracked me up:

 

  1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  2. Is it HOT in here or is it just you?
  3. If I follow you home, will you keep me?
  4. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  5. If you are going to regret buy discount kamagra propecia fda approved me in the morning, I’ll let you sleep in until the afternoon
  6. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  7. Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come down
  8. I’m not drunk. I’m intoxicated by you
  9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together
  10. Help the homeless. Take me home with you
  11. All those curves, and me with no brake
  12. I hope you know CPR, ‘cos you take my breath away
  13. You see my friend over there? (Points to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know whether YOU think I am cute
  14. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  15. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want most for Christmas?
  16. Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart
  17. I am invisible (Really??) Can you see me? (Yes.) What about tomorrow night?
  18. Hey, are you forgetting to bring back something? (What?) Me!
  19. Are you taking any application for a boyfriend?
  20. Your amoxil generic legs must be tired. (Why?) ‘Cos you have been running through my mind all night.

 

These pick up lines are found in the book Pick Me Up by Zoe Rice (lovely chick lit by the way, you should check it out if you have time) and in various websites such as cheapest cialis generic target=”_blank”>this and this.

I find them fun to read but some of them are so corny and cheesy I wouldn’t know what to do if they were used on me. And if you are like me, you might find the following useful, especially if you want nothing more than to be far, far away from the guy who is saying it to you:

Man: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman: “Do not Enter”

Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized !”

Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

Generic Levitra Super Active+ Online Pharmacy style=”text-align: left;”>Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”

Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

Man: “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman: “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you to leave.”

I do not claim to be the authors of these witty comebacks, I have taken them from here.

So what’s the best (and/or the worst) pick up lines that have been used on you and how did you react to them?

 

 

19 comments to date:

 

  1. Uy, this gives me bad memories…
    I once was told “Kiss me! At least I brushed my teeth…” at a disco once. It was the stupidest thing I’ve heard!

    Regine
    December 5th, 2008, 7:54 pm

  2. Haha they were quite funny to read! ^^ Luckily I haven’t been attacked by a pick up line ever in my life ^^

    Malin
    December 6th, 2008, 5:38 am

  3. Pick-up line #9 is cute, but I cringe at the poor grammar. It can’t be helped, though.

    One of my favorite exchanges is this one:
    Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: Hiding from you.

    Kycoo
    December 6th, 2008, 6:10 am

  4. I don’t remember any that have been used on me because if a guy uses them it is usually a red flag for me– that I won’t be seeing him. :P I don’t care about all that formality crap. I do all the flirting, anyway. I’m powerful like that!

    Mimi
    December 6th, 2008, 10:29 am

  5. Lol, I remember reading every one of these at some point before. They’re pretty amusing for their corniness XD

    Kaylee
    December 6th, 2008, 1:32 pm

  6. LOL at those lines D: and.. nope I’m still a student so x)

    Thanks for the comment ^^

    RiN
    December 6th, 2008, 6:54 pm

  7. Haha, those are awesome! I’ve (sadly :P ) never been propositioned by way of pick up lines before, but if I ever do, I’d give the guy bonus cookie points if he uses either: I’m a fermata…hold me or I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves :P .

    Allee
    December 6th, 2008, 9:40 pm

  8. These are absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the laugh! :D

    Alexis
    December 6th, 2008, 10:47 pm

  9. eee some are so CORNY! :P

    Bobo
    December 7th, 2008, 12:06 am

  10. OMG…They steal the corny lines from me…

    OK…I have some of my favourite pickup lines:

    Guy: Fat penguin
    Girl: What!?
    Guy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

    ————————————————————–
    Guy: Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
    Girl:Oh Really. What is that?
    Guy: Its just that…your numbers not in it.
    ————————————————————–

    If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’ll be called the McGorgeous.
    ————————————————————–

    Signed off CornLord..
    (P.S now u know why friends titled me CornLord)

    cornlord
    December 7th, 2008, 4:15 pm

  11. Haha those are great!!

    I actually use pickup lines that are intentionally cheesy/lame to pick up guys, and it works, because they get a good laugh out of it.

    tiff
    December 9th, 2008, 10:42 am

  12. WOW! SIMPLY GREAT!
    LOVED IT AND WANT MORE . WORKS LIKE MAGIC.

    vIcky
    February 12th, 2009, 7:48 pm

  13. haha this is funny a guy had told me “omg ive seen u before your in the opened dictionary on my desk, i looked at it and your picture was put right next to the word ba-bam!” i know its corny but it was a good laugh

    Jess
    March 12th, 2009, 10:14 am

  14. m: i would go to the end of the earth for you.
    w: but would you stay here? *runs away*

    Becca
    April 22nd, 2009, 6:48 am

  15. So… I am having a surprised party for my boyfriend and sent an evite to our friends.. My best guy friend (who is gay) is not comming and responded to the evite (which includes my boyfriend’s brother who I will meet at the party) that he is sorry that he cannnot make it but he has to work.. he also said that he was prepared for me to call him yelling at him about it.. Now I desperatly need a funny comeback to this one since the e-mail included all my boyfriend’s friends whom I havent met yet and his family members… HELP, HELP, HELP!!!!! ;)

    Sandy
    May 20th, 2009, 2:14 am

  16. hahah “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

    a guy used that on me once & i really didnt like him, so i said “did it hurts when they tossed you back up from hell?”

    lol he didnt try again ;]

    Lacey
    July 29th, 2009, 4:21 am

  17. You gotta be kidding me, these are great pick up lines but I’d call them “crack down lines”. I’m a man, and I think if I use a couple of those at the right time maybe I’d get lucky.

    Salvia
    October 17th, 2009, 4:13 am

  18. Are those astronaut pants you’re wearing?

    ‘Cuz your body’s out of this world.

    *groans

    tessa
    January 18th, 2010, 6:16 pm

  19. I think it’s fun to sometimes hear pick-up lines from guys. Maybe from your hubby or a friend. But from a stranger?!? I hope they won’t just use it in attracting girls. They might just get dumped right away.

    Leila
    February 10th, 2010, 9:10 am

 

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