I have thought that pick-up lines are so corny that one day if a guy said it to me, I would probably burst out laughing. Nevertheless, I do like reading them to get my daily doses of giggles. Pick up lines for me, are more joke materials than anything else. Of course use wisely they will showcase the guy’s sense of humor (something every girl is looking for) but use wrongly you will probably end up making the two of you feel awkward and you wishing that there is a hole you can disappear into. There is nothing worst than the silence and the look of confusion following a poorly-told pick up line.
But I have been reading some books and websites on pick up lines, and these are the purchasing cytotec few which cracked me up:
These pick up lines are found in the book Pick Me Up by Zoe Rice (lovely chick lit by the way, you should check it out if you have time) and in various websites such as cheapest cialis generic target=”_blank”>this and this.
I find them fun to read but some of them are so corny and cheesy I wouldn’t know what to do if they were used on me. And if you are like me, you might find the following useful, especially if you want nothing more than to be far, far away from the guy who is saying it to you:
Man: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman: “Do not Enter”
Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized !”
Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
Generic Levitra Super Active+ Online Pharmacy style=”text-align: left;”>Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”
Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”
Man: “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman: “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you to leave.”
I do not claim to be the authors of these witty comebacks, I have taken them from here.
So what’s the best (and/or the worst) pick up lines that have been used on you and how did you react to them?